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| After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. |
Sacha Guitry
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| By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates | |
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| Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. |
Neel
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| The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" |
Dumas
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| I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. |
Sigmund Freud
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| 'Somepeople ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to arestaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft musicand dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' |
Anonymous
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| 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' |
Sam Kinison
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| 'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' |
James Holt McGavra
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| Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. |
Patrick Murra
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| The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... |
Nash
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| You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to. |
Anonymous
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| My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met. |
Henny Youngman
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| A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. |
Rodney Dangerfield
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| First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' |
Anonymous
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| SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT! | |
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